Salve~

Help this cold is kicking my ass

Word of advice

If you take cold medicine that puts you to sleep at 6 am make sure your doctor’s appointment isn’t three hours later because you won’t be able to walk out of your room without smashing into a wall let alone drive

I… I think I just got a job at my sister’s work keying numbers into a computer

I didn’t even apply

graysyncrasy asked: May I ask what is your favorite beverage? Do you like milk? Hot chocolate? I know your favorite dessert is German Chocolate Cake, but what's your favorite comfort food? Do you have any special recipes that you love?

Ooooh man Gray. Uuuuh…. Favorite drink… I like anything sweet really, though hot chocolate is like my comfort and writing drink and I kinda down root beer without abandon if allowed… Comfort food…. Chocolate or Skittles. Or just something sweet I can bite at if upset since it kinda calms me. I’m rather rubbish at cooking anything that isn’t pre-made and comes with instructions but I fucking love chicken ramen. And that cake, as long there is only chocolate and no coconut.

Basically, if it has sugar I probably will eat it.

thislittlekumquat asked: SO I SWEAR I WAS GONNA DRAW LAST NIGHT, BUT THEN MEDIOCRITY STRUCK. YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES.

I mean I still expect that fluff and Isaac/Alyk shenanigans

But take your time for I am slow at delivering my stories to you, though some nice art of them always causes me to write more…

The sheer stupidity of the human race is going to drive me insane one day and then bodies will just start showing up one by one

I forgot about the Drink Me theme Vicky is making me write so have some Loki and Thor and alcohol while I decide what I’m going to work on today

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DAVID JUST IMMEDIATELY PUNCHED HOOK ASDFGHJKL

So my theology teacher has a quote or joke of the day and we can put one up if we want and I literally almost screamed at today’s

“Why did Gatsby cross the road? Because there was a green light on the other side.”

I’VE LOOK AT MATH FOR LIKE TEN MINUTES AND I’M ALREADY ANGRY AT EVERYTHING WHY

Woops Raiden is now my desktop background and my laptop’s and my iPod’s lock screen

How did that happen?

Wanna know how to have a fun day?

Have your period a week late so your cramps are insane and emotional stability is nonexistent, wake up late and accidentally take a long shower so you are late to school, have a test every day this week, have two history tests because the teacher made the take home one impossible so getting any semblance of a good grade is impossible, have your parents scream at you that if you don’t get an A in the class they’ll punish you, have so much homework and projects and tests to finish in two weeks that you feel like your head will implode, and try to balance that with spending time with your brother in the five days he is around

By the way, if you haven’t gathered, sarcasm of the highest degree

So I learned today that one of my friends likes the Jonny the Homicidal Maniac comics and I told her that Jhonen Vasquez has a Tumblr that I followed and she asked who that was